if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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