So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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