He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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