Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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