I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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