now i know why i became what i already was.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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