So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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