You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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