I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
honey bunches of taint.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Dignity is for republicans.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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