have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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