her vagine was all disorganized.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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