You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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