Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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