Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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