Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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