This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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