is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
honey bunches of taint.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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