Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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