Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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