I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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