Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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