there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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