with your own penis?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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