I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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