Don't you send me to vm
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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