just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just google imaged poop.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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