You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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