I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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