Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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