he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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