You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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