real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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