eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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