So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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