She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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