I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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