Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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