Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Randomize
