i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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