Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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