Christians are straight up FREAKS
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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