Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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