idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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