The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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