did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
i think my cat just said my name.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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