Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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