Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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