I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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