id be glad to
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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