Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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